BADASS

January 4, 2013

hello i am your secret admirer. i like you but i FUCKING HATE HORSES. HORSES SMELLL LIKE YUCK. but i bet you smell like martha stewart's fucking garden. damn you are hot. FUCK HORSES.

Anonymous

lol bye

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December 2, 2012

Everyone who reblogs this will have their url drawn and all fancied up and sent to your inbox. Why? Because I’m crazy. Ends on Dec. 3rd at midnight aka the next 26 hours. GO GO GO.

heechulliexmas:

aesawinterfell:

And I do mean everyone.

hepl

(Source: aysahwinterfell, via reformedsororitygirl)

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repeat from Alloy of Fire and Ice

November 28, 2012

That’s right, bitches, you know what time it is!
How it works:
Reblog this to join.
By December 5th, you will receive a message from me that verifies that you would like to join. The message will also include the name of your Secret Santa.
EVERYONE will be paired with someone.
You will not know who has your URL.
The person you have will not necessarily have you.
Everyday (or as frequently as possible) send your Secret Santa nice messages. Maybe throw in a long paragraph about why they’re beautiful, sweet, worthwhile, a great person, stuff like that. Get real nice and shit.
You can even promo them, or post screenshots, etc. Just make sure they’re not following you so that they don’t find out it’s you!
If you’d like, you can reveal yourself early and trade addresses with each other so that you can exchange gifts via mail.This is at your own risk.
On December 25th, reveal yourself!
:
You MUST reblog this to be added to the selection pool. Likes will not count.
The entry deadline is December 1st. This is so that I have time to match everyone up.
The more people that reblog this, the better. This is so that there is enough variety for this to work.
Don’t be stingy with the messages! Remember, karma is a bitch. If you don’t give, you won’t receive.
Send plenty of love and happiness.
Make sure your submission and ask boxes are open, as well as your anon feature.
P.S.: If you’re already involved in another secret santa organization, that’s okay! You can (and should) still join.
P.P.S.: If you have not received any messages from your Secret Santa by the 10th of December, or if something else goes wrong, message me so I can fix it ASAP.

That’s right, bitches, you know what time it is!

How it works:

Reblog this to join.

By December 5th, you will receive a message from me that verifies that you would like to join. The message will also include the name of your Secret Santa.

EVERYONE will be paired with someone.

You will not know who has your URL.

The person you have will not necessarily have you.

Everyday (or as frequently as possible) send your Secret Santa nice messages. Maybe throw in a long paragraph about why they’re beautiful, sweet, worthwhile, a great person, stuff like that. Get real nice and shit.

You can even promo them, or post screenshots, etc. Just make sure they’re not following you so that they don’t find out it’s you!

If you’d like, you can reveal yourself early and trade addresses with each other so that you can exchange gifts via mail.This is at your own risk.

On December 25th, reveal yourself!

:

You MUST reblog this to be added to the selection pool. Likes will not count.

The entry deadline is December 1st. This is so that I have time to match everyone up.

The more people that reblog this, the better. This is so that there is enough variety for this to work.

Don’t be stingy with the messages! Remember, karma is a bitch. If you don’t give, you won’t receive.

Send plenty of love and happiness.

Make sure your submission and ask boxes are open, as well as your anon feature.

P.S.: If you’re already involved in another secret santa organization, that’s okay! You can (and should) still join.

P.P.S.: If you have not received any messages from your Secret Santa by the 10th of December, or if something else goes wrong, message me so I can fix it ASAP.